Micro Brew Off Smack Talk
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Micro Brew Off Smack Talk
iglomski Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:05 pm
I guess I should have expected it...
As the Micro Brew Off slowly nears I have started to hear a faint whisper floating around the Micro Dept. Words like coup d'etat, dethroning, and revolution are caught in gullets as I am spotted rounding a corner.
This has nothing to do with current international events. Its all about the beer and the two grails proudly displayed in the Glomski lab. I have seen the envious eyes quickly flitter towards the champion-sized steins won on the field of battle; eyes hoping to not be noticed for fear of being connected with the conspiracy.
Little do the fledglings know what hides maturing to perfection in the dark recesses of my basement. I will let the names of my three brew submissions speak for themselves and strike fear into the bones of the subversives:
Come one, come all, to the Micro Brew Off April 22nd 5:30 P Jordan 7006 to witness dominion.
As the Micro Brew Off slowly nears I have started to hear a faint whisper floating around the Micro Dept. Words like coup d'etat, dethroning, and revolution are caught in gullets as I am spotted rounding a corner.
This has nothing to do with current international events. Its all about the beer and the two grails proudly displayed in the Glomski lab. I have seen the envious eyes quickly flitter towards the champion-sized steins won on the field of battle; eyes hoping to not be noticed for fear of being connected with the conspiracy.
Little do the fledglings know what hides maturing to perfection in the dark recesses of my basement. I will let the names of my three brew submissions speak for themselves and strike fear into the bones of the subversives:
"Unbearable Epiphany"
"Screaming for More"
and
"Better than a Nobel"
"Screaming for More"
and
"Better than a Nobel"
Come one, come all, to the Micro Brew Off April 22nd 5:30 P Jordan 7006 to witness dominion.
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Re: Micro Brew Off Smack Talk
Thomas Ellison Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:48 pm
The compelling names of those brews will not sway the judges once they're blinded and assigned drab and non-evocative integer labels!
I am, however, looking forward to tasting them.
(*makes a note to come up with good names for 2 other excellently maturing brews*)
I am, however, looking forward to tasting them.
(*makes a note to come up with good names for 2 other excellently maturing brews*)
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Re: Micro Brew Off Smack Talk
The Don Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:22 pm
I think when it comes to beer-offs, we all end up winners.
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iglomski- Reigning Brew Off Champ
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Re: Micro Brew Off Smack Talk
Louise Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:40 pm
I like the names Ian! We named our brews "Better than Ian's" and "The Trophy is Our's"
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